It certainly has been a while since my fabulous online journal has been updated. However, i can't say i've missed you all as much as some of you have missed me, as witnessed by the comments left behind in my last post. I've been very busy decorating the homes of the most luxurious celebrities this side west of the mississipi! Ms. Zeta-Jones summoned me to decorate her latest baby she spit out's nursery room. Bobby decorated it only in the most sumptous leather, zebra print and fur known to mankind! I'm also in the middle of redoing carmen eletra and dave navarrro's bedroom. it's gonna be all black pleather and faux ostrich fur for them.

sadly, i won't be appearing on this seasons anna nicole show much to the worlds detriment. i can't imagine how that show will be luxurious without me, it's just impossible. i'm actually very upset that "queer eye for the straight guy" rapped me of all my ideas and innovations. i am all the gay man one needs. look they even have to have 5 gay men to do the job of one bobby trendy!i've been biding my time at all the hot spots in west hollywood and you can find me licking up the jizz off the floor of most any club! i like it best when my assistant, buck, fucks me from behind with a double sided dong while he takes a shit on my head. i like being fucked all day long, it doesn't matter from who, just as long as i get shit and pissed on, i'm luxurious!!

well children, i cannot stay forever on this internet postingm, and i must leave to decorate a certain plump squinty eyed oscar winner's new luxurious apartment in nyc. my business class ticket came just now and i'm book at the very luxurious soho grand hotel in luxurious downtown manhattan. remember, feel free to visit my luxurious and fabulous website in your free time.

www.bobbytrendy.com

Date:	2003-05-08 20:00
Subject:	the NERVE!
Security:	Public
Mood:	pissed off
Music:	something luxurious like the george michael.

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how DARE amiannoying post such un-luxurious things about me, the fabulous and luxurious, bobby trendy.

children get over there and vote for my non-annoying-ness a.s.a.p.!

Bobby is back in fabulous Hollywood spreading the luxurious pinks and golds everywhere! Did you gorgeous people miss me? I know you did. Don't be shy. You can tell Bobby all about it!

My trip to the glamorous New York City was simply stunning! So many luxurious people and luxurious places to see. I was thrilled to catch up with one of my closest friends before she flew back to her luscious London palace. She just gave her husband a very exclusive birthday party, which sadly I was unable to attend being I was back in magnificent Hollywood pampering the homes of some of the worlds finest celebrities. None as fine as herself, of course. She has a brand new song for a little double O action movie coming out this holiday. You make sure to look out for that. I had a listen and it was simply splendid. Splendid indeed.

I do love that New York City, but it's just so dribby and drabby. I think that mayor needs to hire me to transform the city into a plush and stunningly luxurious paradise! We drove past that ground zero and as I peered out the limo window I couldn't help but envision an enormous sumptuous sofa wrapping around the entire site so those who needed to could mourn with a little style and luxury. It would be grandiose and lavish and people would come from miles around to see the lusciousness of it all. That's what the city truly needs and desires. Let Bobby make all your desires come true New York.

Of course the horrible Howard and the feisty Frankie left me a bevy of messages while I was on holiday. Always meddling into our precious Anna's personal matters. Both of them just need to be plucked and tarred and sent far far away. Anna is my customer and we share a vision. Eleanor Roosevelt once said something famous. I forgot what. But it was very famous and very to the point. I think that's what our precious little Anna needs. People who share her opulent visions. I am that person. Only I can truly bring the luxuriousness of Anna's dreams into her reality. And that horrible Howard and freaky Frankie better mind their own beeswax or I’ll sick my Hollywood ladies on them!

Hello Gorgeous People!

I have had such a busy bee day. My fabulous friend Catherine invited me to a private screening of her luxurious new movie. It's a little film you might have heard about called Chicago. Luxurious, indeed!

Now I must pack for a very last minute trip to New York to see some very exclusive people. I will be sure to tell you every last tasty morsel when I return. Don't lose one inch of glamour while I'm away!

Oh my goodness! Did you see me on tonights luxurious show! Those little E! producers must've forgotten to tell me that half of the show would feature the fabulous Bobby Trendy! I'll have to spank their luxurious bottoms next time I see them! Next weeks episode is sure to be a zinger for all you luxurious glamour pusses! An all out cat fight breaks out between Howard the fickle, Frankie the fool and Yours truly! You'll just have to wait and see who ends up on top. On top, indeed.

Night Night for now my little gems.

Hello Gorgeous People!

I would remind you to watch our little E! show tonight, but Anna and her scum bag lawyer and dyke assistant have run off to Vegas leaving poor Bobby behind to line Anna's fabulous walls with luxurious leopard print velvet! Those producer's at E! don't realize the people tune in just to see my glamorous self! Don't you think they should put more of me on the show? Or even my own luxurious show? That would be luxurious indeed!

Hello to all my little luxuries!

I've been so busy lining Anna Nicole's walls with pink fur I haven't had any time for anything luxurious! Not even the time to shove a silky dong up my luxurious ass! I know you'd just love to read about my fabulous life working with all the luxurious people in west hollywood so I made this glamorous journal! I'd write more but now I have to go call that cheap lawyer Howard so Bobby can get paid. I need my blow too, honey! Now only if they'd stop doing the horizontal cha-cha long enough to pay me! Laters to all my little LUXURIES!